It’s all shit, isn’t it?
Writing nonsense about stuff just to game the system?
Pretending that you love a hair curler in order to earn a few pennies?
Talking about your quality article that you are writing.
The fact it is 1500 words long and full of bullet points and H2’s and H3’s. AND you used italics, AND your images KICK ASS too.
The fact that your copy is personal and yet informative at the same time.
The fact that you should be ranking above the EMDS’s that are crap and are 200 words of regurgitated filler.
Acting like you are contributing something to the Internet by writing a great review. Never mind that it is based upon research and reading other reviews.
Pretending that you are doing something valuable, rather than just getting in the way of a real store that has the product.
If you didn’t write your “killer” copy, and build your site, then someone else would be there in your stead wouldn’t they?
Raking in the cash for Amazon clicks. Getting those blue adsense clicks so someone else makes more from the click than you did.
E-commerce you say?
How many e-commerce sites should there be for white socks?
Still gaming the system aren’t you, by trying to “out-backlink” the competition?
What? Your store has the best copy and the best design?
Who wants to read anything apart from a 2 line product description when they type in “best price white socks” anyway?
Still, I am not going back to driving a forklift truck. Or giving up on my dream of buying a house in the country this year?
Waddya gonna do?
T’internet is pretty bonkers innit?